Joel's:
"Quick, Frank, hand me your water pistol. My wine tastes funny, and I'd like to send it back."
"Well, they may be down a waiter or two tonight, but I wouldn't call the place 'shorthanded.'"
"I'm thinking of asking for more water just to see what would happen."
"Well, at first, the absence of a maiter d' struck me as odd, but I got used to the people mover pretty fast."
"I guess I should have told the waiter that 'Asian bird flu' was a figure of speech."
"Next time, let's go to the restaurant where the waiters are all aspiring actors, okay?"
"I misunderstood the phrase 'extended hours' too."
"Hey, it's the only place in town that lets me use Paypal for the check." | 
