Contest #171 of 172, December 1, 2008

Joel's: “How many singular sensations would you like?” “They’re kosher. The men are in another section.” “I’d like to have her legs.” “No, you can’t buy just the thighs.” “They didn’t practice.” “I butchered the last number, too.” “Don’t feel bad. It’s never easy for the girl, but getting cut is part of the business.” “My husband Hannibal will just LOVE these!”

First Place BUY > "I'd suggest you keep them away from the gingerbread men." Submitted by Vincent Coca Staten Island, N.Y. Second Place BUY > "It's not disturbing until someone wants to buy them by the ounce." Submitted by Steve Arrowood Oceanside, Calif. Third Place BUY > "I did the choreography myself." Submitted by Donovan Reeve Ypsilanti, Mich.