WINNER"Guess who's getting voted off the island."
Submitted by Michael Vorenberg
Barrington, R.I.
SECOND PLACE
"We really need to revisit our immigration policy."
Submitted by Robert Marinai
Oakland, Calif.
THIRD PLACE
"Ah, the innocence of youth."
Submitted by Steve Rappaport
Brooklyn, N.Y.
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JOEL'S:Happy Easter "What the Hell? Heads will roll." "Only in America." "I fell off of Mount Rushmore." "The sculptors were getting worried you guys were pushing down consumer confidence." "Sorry to tell you this, but you guys were so ugly that after they made you, they broke the mold." "Hey guys, why the long faces?" "The young ones are so round and cuddly, aren't they?" "Looks like Bertha finally laid that egg." "He looks like the statute that ate the canary." "Sure these foreign imports are getting better, but they're still pretty easy to spot." |
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