Contest #225 of 231, January 25, 2010

First Place BUY > “Mom said you were supposed to take me to the game.” Submitted by Laura Lea Cobb Starkville, Miss.

Second Place BUY > "I don't think you'll be too pleased with your new uniforms, either." Submitted by Gary Osheroff Pasadena, Calif.

Third Place BUY > “I’m trying to raise money for our squad. Would you like your plane washed?” Submitted by John Riley Issaquah, Wash.

Joel's: "We complained to management that we felt unsupported because of the pension cuts.  This was their response."