"I feel a vibration. Can you call my cell phone again?"
SECOND PLACE
"Cancel my lunch date and get me a six-foot baguette."
THIRD PLACE
"These executive desk toys are becoming a nuisance."
Joel's:
"The croc stops here."
"No time to go out for lunch today. I have to get this off my desk by 5."
"You're telling me this is not an iPad?"
"I guess some of my best ideas when I'm stroking the alligator's belly."
"We're going out for a bite. We'll be back in about an hour."
"If my wife asks, my work with the alligator is strictly business, got it?"
"Would you please print out the schedule of events for Bring Your Alligator to Work Day?"
"Is this the coolest stapler, or what?"
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