Contest #247 of 254, July 12, 2010

1. "They'd probably be more fun if the barrel had air holes."

2. "The monkeys themselves should come in three to six weeks."

3. "Personally, I think Prozac is a lot easier." 











Joel's:

"I don't know, I guess I just expected them to be more fun."

"Technically, these are mostly apes."

"Where's the fun?"

"I mostly want them for comparison."

"Maybe I'll have Koko sign for the delivery."

"I'm a scientist, so they're for business rather than pleasure."

"There was supposed to be a can of worms in the order as well."