Contest #255 of 263, September 20, 2010

Finalists:

1. "I gather you both feel you're being manipulated."

2. "You need an agent, not a counsellor."

3. "O.K., now do a tragedy."

Joel's:

"I think you're talking past each other."

"I have to disagree, Larry.  I do think you're being manipulative."

"You need to stay together for the children."

"Hold it.  Let's stop the finger-pointing."

"Well, you say that your sex life has become dull, but have you tried costumes or props?"