Contest #259 of 263, October 18, 2010

Winners:
1. Hey, at least it swims like a duck."

2. "We knew that using the sperm bank might be a gamble."

3. "Just wait until you see his wingtips."








 Joel's:
"Honey, I love him as much as you do, but he's not a swan, he's really just an ugly duckling."