Contest #213 of 222, October 26, 2009

First Place "They ignored your first ten. What makes you think you'll do any better with these?" Submitted by Bob Silverstein, Scarsdale, N.Y.

Second Place "Dear ... diary ... She's ... finally ... asleep.... Oops." Submitted by William DiDio, White Plains, N.Y.

Third Place "It needs a feisty female detective." Submitted by Lee Neville, Niagara Falls, N.Y.

Joel's:
"The doctor really told you to make two tablets and see him in the morning?"

"After that crap billy pulled this afternoon, how about including something about honoring your mother and father?"

"This is it, Moses.  The next time you say 'Oh God!' in bed, it had better be about me."

"And you're going to tell the Israelites that they came from WHO?"

"Well, this is probably the last night before I get to the one about adultery, so you might want to rethink that headache."