Contest #222 of 222, January 4, 2010

First Place “And what does she have that I don't?” Submitted by Christo Phillip, Brooklyn, N.Y.

Second Place “I don't want to hear again about the one that got away.” Submitted by Jo Minow, Chicago, Ill.

Third Place "I feel like seafood tonight." Submitted by Mike Sellers, Newtown, Pa.

Joel's:

"Lois, we've been over this before.  I don't care how fantastic the sale was.  You don't 'need' another pair of shoes."

 

"Can I get you some water?"

 

"I really like your new haircut, dear.  You should keep it short like that."

 

"Clean it up yourself, Brad.  I'm not a maid.  Well, technically I am."

 

"Good news about my job search, Harry.  There's a Hooters opening up at Marine World."

 

"You know the drill, Harry.  If you want to get lucky tonight, you're really going to have to kiss me first."