Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Contest #235 of 239, April 12, 2010

Winners:

1. "O.K., now we'd like to see No. 4 in the tutu."

2. "These were winnowed down from a group of thirty-seven using DNA testing."

3. "I'm six feet tall if I stand on my toes."








Joel's:

"Now everybody turn to the left.  Feet sur les demi-pointes."
"Number 5, please do the splits in the air, and raise your right hand like you're attacking someone with a knife."
"Okay, let's take it from the top, but this time I want to see more passion.  We'll keep going until we get it right, people."

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