Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Contest #238 of 239, May 3, 2010


Winners:

1. "Before we got fire, we used to talk to each other."

2. "I told you the matinée wouldn't be crowded."

3. "And I have him booked right through the Iron Age."













Joel's:
"Man, doesn't this beat drawing on the walls?"
"Fire.  Definitely my favorite technological innovation so far."
"Once beer is invented, this is gonna be even better."
"Rok hopes that having a cool talent will make people stop calling him a Neanderthal."
"Wait until you see him add a woolly mammoth!"
"It's times like this that I really enjoy being a hunter-gatherer-juggler."
"And folks, if you enjoyed the show, please feel free to show your appreciation by leaving the carcass of a large animal near the fire on your way out."
"That Prometheus guy said he was mostly here to bring us fire, but he'd throw a little something extra in the mix."

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