Winners:
1. "There is one more thing we could try."
2. "The procedure is completely reversible."
3. "Keep it up."
Joel's:
"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do about your energy level. It's just the way you're wired."
"Well, Bob, it's perfectly normal for a man your age not to get turned on as often as he used to be, so I wouldn't worry about it."
"I see you've been taking that Viagra I prescribed."
"Unfortunately, this is brain surgery we're talking about. You can't just flip a switch."
"So when you say that your previous doctor turned you off, what do you mean?"
"Yes, your health insurance authorizes switching doctors. Why do you ask?"
"Sorry, Bill, I'm afraid I have to have a medical reason to order another MRI."
"We're going to do a battery of tests."
"Bill, I'm afraid I still can't figure out why your pacemaker stops working when you sleep on your back."
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