Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Contest #306 of 307, October 17, 2011

Winners:
1. "If you do the dishes, I'll dust the crops."

2. "Well, you were right, dear. It does hide that stain in the carpet."

3. "Honey, there's a sale on scarecrows."







Joel's:

"I told my boss I'd be in the field today."

"The paper is predicting robust growth for the third quarter."

"The guys at the plant keep telling me not to take work home with me."

"The real estate agent did not adequately explain the implications of the property being burden by an agricultural easement."

"So when do we get our federal farm aid?"

"Looks like the gardener came today."

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