Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Contest #303 of 307, September 26, 2011

Winners:
1. "Who has the time anymore? Now it just sits there, gathering dust."

2. "It's been in the family since 1789."

3. "When we drink wines from Spain, we replace it with the rack."




Joel's:
"So, who wants to go first?"

"We're not big on television."

"Most people in Henry's job don't take work home with them, but he's very dedicated."

"The prisoners are through the metal doors to the left of the bar.  Help yourself."

"I'm up to my neck in bills.  Any ideas?"

"We've cut our household expenses in half.  Ask us how."

"This is my last glass of wine.  One more and I'll lose my head."

"It's been a tense day.  I cut off another driver on the way home from work."

"Ready for our famous chopped salad?"

"The head of our staff is off tonight."

"Monty's a real cut-up, isn't he?"

"And after that, we just couldn't stay in France, so here we are."

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