| First Place "Trust me—you don't want this. It's filled with mortgage-backed securities."
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| Second Place "Haven't you got some white-collar criminals to attend to?"
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| Third Place "That skirt is so last year."
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Joel's:
"Is this about me not writing thank you notes after my bar mitzvah?"
"Oh, hey, can you hold off until I get this money back to my apartment?"
"Hey, guy, can you give me a hand with this? It's really heavy."
"I thought I told the teller I didn't want any drama."
"Man, wouldn't that be a great costume for my next heist!"
"Let me guess. You're gonna smite me."
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