Winners:
First Place
"And Commandments Eleven to Twenty are the same as One to Ten, just with tofu instead of meat."
Second Place
"Read quickly. These are really heavy."
Third Place
"And for you goats—thou shalt not marry a dragon or an ox."
JOEL’S:
"If you though that Red Sea business was incredible, wait until you taste the Salt and Pepper Shrimp!"
"Oh, and the Big Guy says not to worry about MSG headaches."
"I don't suppose any of you read Chinese?"
"Zagat says this is the best deity in the whole desert."
"It would have been something fancier, but, well, after that whole golden calf thing, it was the best I could do for you."
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