Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Contest #184, March 16, 2009


Winners:

1. "Beat it, buddy. We're out of chalk."

2.
"So what makes you think we need a health inspector?"

3.
"Seven men walked into a bar and died. What's it to ya?"






Joel's:

"Come on in! The bar's been pretty dead tonight."

"You're a little, late, detective."

"Fred, you missed the stand-up comic we had in here tonight. He killed."

"Welcome back, Harry. This time, would you please just drink your beer, and not shoot all the other customers?"

Hey, Clark, seems like you're never around when Superman kills all the villains."

"Damn. I was hoping you were another robber. I feel like I'm just getting warmed up."

"Welcome, stranger. We don't have video games, but I like to think things are exciting around here."


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