Winners:
1. "Well, at least he made curfew."
2. "We should tell the G.P.S. people that they changed the off-ramp."
3. "I thought our sex life was a train wreck."
Joel's:
"That's it. No more talking on the cell phone in bed."
"Now this is why I wanted the bed with side air bags. But somebody was too cheap."
"You made fun of me when I told you I felt unsafe in a futon. But this is why."
"Harry, you know and I know we were not moving when it happened. But do you really think the police will believe it?"
"I wonder whether the insurance company will total the bed this time."
"Let's get out of here before they can identify us!"
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