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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Contest #180 of 181, February 9, 2009

Winners:

1. "Here's to Little Miss 'Don't You Touch My Hat.'"

2. "I didn't expect to gain weight on this cruise."

3.
"She should have told us the fruit was real."







Joel's:

"I forgot to ask whether the fruit is certified organic. Guess it's too late now."

"There's a worm in my apple. Gross!"

"To be frank, after a meal like that, I don't think a worm in my apple would bother me."

"You can have both bananas. I've been reading about banana production lately, and I'm just not comfortable eating them anymore."

"Boy, am I glad she drew the short straw. It made for a nice balanced meal."

Wow, first class entertainment followed by fine dining. I would definitely recommend this cruise to others."


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