Winners:
1. "Yes, Officer, they say he was about six feet four, with pointy ears and abnormally short arms."
2. "I wasn't laid off—I just decided to pursue other interests."
3. "Hello, YouTube? I've got something you might be interested in."
Joel's:
"Do you have any others? I really need cats that can work trapeze."
"Once i was able to herd them, the rest was easy."
" Sure, it's possible we'll succeed, but the cats are stacked against us"
"They're definitely indoor cats."
"Well, I'll get the dog, but are you sure he can balance on top?"
"No, they won't walk on a leash. Does that really make them untrainable?"
"Hey Lois, you know that new catnip I bought the other day?"
"I was going to get rid of them because of my allergies, but they really seem to want to stay."
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