Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Contest #188, April 13, 2009


First Place

"This song goes out to the one that got away."
Submitted by Elisa Narsu, Basking Ridge, N.J.

Second Place

"Any requests before I tell you about tonight's specials?"
Submitted by Brian Shuman, New York, N.Y.

Third Place

"And every year they return to my piano to spawn and die."
Submitted by Frank Bruno, Sacramento, Calif.

Joel’s:

"I used to play guitar, but they needed more room."

"Get out your umbrellas, folks, this next one's a rocker."

"Close your eyes, and try to filet the music in your sole."

"If the music sounds a little funny, it's because the piano's out of tuna."


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