First Place "Geez, it's twenty-five to life already." |
Second Place"Well, I really must be staying." |
Third Place "I'd love to come, but you know the old ball and chain." |
Joel's:
"Well, we'd better get going before the warden decides to perform a cell extraction."
"About time for us to head out. Thanks for a lovely 24 years."
"We really have to be going, but we'd love to see your collection of inmate manufactured weapons next time."
"If I had known how much fun you guys are, I would have committed armed robbery a long time ago."
"Thanks for dinner, and let me compliment you again on what you've accomplished with a few weeks of wood shop."
"We should be going. What's the best way out of here?"
"We should get going. Any tips on what the parole board likes to hear?"
"Oh, look at the time. Only 98 more years until we're released!"
"Well, I should probably get going. My cellmate threatened to cut my nuts off if I wasn't available for him to sodomize me at 9 p.m."
"Next time, you'll have to come to our cell. We'll play bridge, or maybe throw urine and feces at the guards."
"About time for us to head out. Thanks for a lovely 24 years."
"We really have to be going, but we'd love to see your collection of inmate manufactured weapons next time."
"If I had known how much fun you guys are, I would have committed armed robbery a long time ago."
"Thanks for dinner, and let me compliment you again on what you've accomplished with a few weeks of wood shop."
"We should be going. What's the best way out of here?"
"We should get going. Any tips on what the parole board likes to hear?"
"Oh, look at the time. Only 98 more years until we're released!"
"Well, I should probably get going. My cellmate threatened to cut my nuts off if I wasn't available for him to sodomize me at 9 p.m."
"Next time, you'll have to come to our cell. We'll play bridge, or maybe throw urine and feces at the guards."
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