Contest #207 of 210, September 14, 2009

First Place “If it stays that way longer than four hours, you should call your doctor.” Submitted by Dean Kahn Bellingham, Wash.

Second Place "Another nasty hokeypokey injury!" Submitted by Andrew Sneddon Ottawa, Ont.

Third Place “Don’t worry, it gets easier.” Submitted by Gustav Levine Tucker, Ga.

Joel's:  "Don't trip over the leg fantastic."