Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Contest #210 of 210, October 5, 2009

Winners:  
1. "Brother, can you spare a lime?"
2. "Help the yardless?"
3. "Margaritaville or bust." 



Joel's:

"Brother, can you spare a margarita?"

"Brother, can you spare a business class round-trip ticket?  Somewhere nice. "

"It's the new city program to keep us off of the sidewalks."

"You woke me up, the least you could do is give me ten bucks."

"White noise helps me fall asleep, and it's pretty white around here."

"Wake me up when the recession's over, okay?"

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