Contest #204 of 210, August 24, 2009

First Place:  "Now, I know some of you might be thinking, Is this a trap?"--Patrick Kraft,Chicago, Ill.

Second Place "This is Stan. He works in the lab." Submitted by Robin Carelse, Hamilton, Ont.

Third Place "The last of our Swiss bank account." Submitted by Deb E. Tenney,Honolulu, Hawaii

Joel's:

"And if anyone gets thirsty during the meeting, just suck on that metal straw coming out of the wall, and water will come out."

"I hope you like it.  It came from the best trap on the West Side."

"Well, it seems like a comprehensive advertising campaign to me."

"That's where you're wrong, Hugh.  What could be a better way to sell a Swiss vacation to America than this?"

"I mean, nobody really like donuts and bagels, do they?"