Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Contest #200, July 20, 2009


First Place
"Sir, the competition is here to discuss the merger."
 
Second Place
"Oh, yeah, we go way back."
Third Place
"He says he is known by many names."


Joel’s:
"Yes, of course he's expecting you.  He's omniscient."
"Can I get you a cup of coffee while you're waiting?  You like it infernally hot, as I recall."
"You said your name is Satan?  Is there a last name?"
"Let me check his appointments.  Ah, here you are, in the details."

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