Contest #197 June 22, 2009

First Place "She's a lover, not a fighter." Submitted by Robert McLean Tampa, Fla.

Second Place  “She thinks her bomb bay makes her look fat.” Submitted by Eric Schares Portland, Ore.

Third Place  “It's a pretty good aircraft, except that it keeps nagging you to ask for directions.” Submitted by Adam Pfeffer Boca Raton, Fla.

Joel's:

"I haven't earned my wings yet."

"Highest heels in the sky, baby!"

"This baby was born for the runway."

"I know it looks good, but the heels always make my back hurt."

"F-21 Stilletto, the sexiest plane in the sky."

"I'd invite you to join me, but you might feel like a first wheel."

"I think they'll accentuate the next leg of my trip."

"They make me look taller in the cockpit."

"It's a long flight.  You think maybe I could slip into something a little more comfortable?"

"This is my first plane with retractable standing gear."

"I like them on other planes, but they make this plane taller than I am."

"They give me a little more altitude."