First Place "Go ahead, waterboard me." |
Second Place “Well, the menu did say ‘Choose your own lobster.’” |
Third Place “You think Alcatraz can hold me?” |
Joel's:
"Put him in the tank until trial."
"I had a feeling this witness would flip."
"Your honor, I'm certain it won't happen again. I've been burned too many times."
"Big Al told me that if I testified, I'd end up swimming with the fishes, so I thought I'd come prepared."
"I remind you that you're under oath. Not under water."
"Your honor, my lawyer told me to wear a suit to court. Beyond that, he wasn't very specific."
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