Contest #278 of 296

Winners:
1. "Where were you when I drove my car into the lake?"

2. "How 'bout I give you two of these salmon, you walk away, and no one's the wiser?"

 

3. "I ran out of water, officer."

Joel's:

"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Do you know that you have a broken port tail light?"

"I'll let you off with a warning this time, but next time, this vessel had better be a car."

"I'm sorry, officer, I didn't realize I was on land."

"Mr. Williams, you might consider investing in GPS."