Contest #281 of 296, April 4, 2011

Winners:
1. "I'm not going to say the word I'm thinking of."

2. "Why don't you just admit it—this is the wrong desert."

3. "Let me know if you spot a divorce lawyer."

Joel's:


"I never seen this parking lot looking so deserted."

"I think the shuttle has come by already."

"It was not just 'one more pair of shoes,' Alice."

"Next time, we're using long-term parking."

"What did I tell you, Alice?  This parking lot is packed in the morning, but it's a desert by 5 p.m."