Contest #289 of 296, May 30, 2011

Winners:
1. "Part of me thinks you should be seeing a veterinarian."

2. "So you say you're only half the man you used to be?"

3. "Frankly, your life sounds quite wonderful."

Joel's:

"Well, I'm afraid your era is over, so we're going to have to end our session."

"You seem partly hoarse today."

"Jerry, how often do you get this feeling, that you're only half a man?"

"You seem to be operating under a myth, Frank."