Contest #265 of 276, November 29, 2010

First Place

"They only want the starter."
Submitted by Rosalind Sadleir
Gainesville, Fla.

Second Place

"The specials are coming out a little greasy."
Submitted by Mitch Wesley, Hamilton, Ohio

Third Place

"I have a request to see how the sausage is made."
Submitted by Walter Giles,Montclair, N.J.

 

Joel's:
"Please try to be more careful with the rest of them.  Some of the people out there are getting carsick."

"Remember, they want this one with less oil."

"I know you guys always do your best, but I thought you might want to know that the customer is a critic at Road and Track."