"The guy you're looking for waltzed out of here an hour ago."
Submitted by Ed Ridgley, Phenix City, Ala.
Submitted by Ed Ridgley, Phenix City, Ala.
Second Place
"Honest to God, Joe, she's the best bouncer I've ever hired."
Submitted by John Turtz, Larchmont, N.Y.
Submitted by John Turtz, Larchmont, N.Y.
Third Place
"How is she on the pole?"
Submitted by Paul Brandis, Olympia, Wash.
Submitted by Paul Brandis, Olympia, Wash.
Joel's:
"When we named this place 'The Ballet Bar,' we had no idea it was a double entendre."
"Here's your white russian, buddy."
"Please tell your ladyfriend we don't have dancing here during the week."
"Sure, I can ask the owner about adding Swan Lake to the jukebox."
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