Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Contest #269 of 276, January 3, 2011

First Place 
"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

Second Place

"Let's keep this brief. I've got to get back to staring out the window."

Third Place

"This department has become loyal to a fault."



Joel's:
"Does anybody have any proposals besides chasing a tennis ball?"

"I know you don't like me.  I know you've never liked me.  I know I'm not one of you.  But I have a job to finish and I will not be chased out of here."

"It's settled then.  Rover will chair the next meeting.  Oh, and sorry, but the upholstery is a little scratched up."

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