Contest #273 of 276, January 31, 2011

First Place

"I don't mean to be alarmist, but these things usually travel in groups."
Submitted by Elizabeth Baker, Los Angeles, Calif.

Second Place

"It's probably about time to take down the holiday decorations, honey."
Submitted by R. B. Niles, New York, N.Y.

Third Place

"Wanna build a snow tyrannosaurus?"
Submitted by Joseph Costanzo, Staten Island, N.Y.

Joel's:

"Yeah, of course it's unique, Harry.  All snowflakes are unique."

"I told you we were in for a big snow storm."

"See, that's why they call it 'climate change' rather than 'global warming.'"

"I'll pass on the snowball fight, man."