Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Contest #267 of 276, December 13, 2010

First Place
"And some fresh flowers for the table."
Submitted by Barbara Milewski, Easton, Pa.

Second Place

"Separate checks, please."
Submitted by Cecilia Hogan, Tacoma, Wash.

Third Place

"You'll have to speak up."
Submitted by Kim Friese, Westlake, Ore.




Joel's:

"I'd like the fruit salad please.  It gives me hives."
"No, seriously, they are all wearing shirts and shoes."
"Just a small salad please.  Oh, and could you bring 628 extra plates?"
"No, you don't need to bring sweetener with my tea."

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