Contest #275 of 276, February 14, 2011

Winners:
1. "Swift justice or cold pancakes? It's your call, honey."

2. "Wake up, Harold! You're having another of your delusions of grandeur."

 

3. "I hate it when you bring work home."

Joel's:

"I thought we had an understanding that there would be no rulings before 9 a.m."

"Oh, sorry.  I thought it was that damn raven again."

"Tell me again why you have to pound that hammer every time you talk?"

"Enough with the pounding, Ed.  Come to bed."