Contest #276 of 276, February 28, 2011

Winners:

1. "I don't want you to be the one that got away."

2. "Relax. The DVR is set. You can catch the game tomorrow."

3. "I don't want to creep you out or anything, but I'm your biggest fan."

Joel's:

"You'll get your blackberry back soon enough, Frank"

"What do you say I take you to the bedroom?"

"Darling, I'm so glad you asked me to tie the knot."

"Don't worry, darling, I'll clear the dishes.  You just sit there."

"Gabrielle, I love you but I need my freedom."