Contest #308 of 345, October 31, 2011

First Place
“You're gonna have to roll me outta here.”
 Everett Hartwell, 
Berkeley, Calif.

Second Place
“I think you just ate the spare.”  Andrew Pagoulatos
, Blairstown, N.J.

Third Place
“I'd kill for some cream cheese.”
 Joe Balding
, Athens, Ohio



Joel's:
"I'm full, but I just can't think of anything else to do with them."
Submitted by Joel Jacobs
Berkeley, CA