Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Contest #322 of 345, February 13, 2012

First Place
“On a clear day, I can get Santa Fe on the antenna.”
 Michael Murray
, Toronto, Ont.

Second Place
“Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.”

 Alec Anderson
, Ann Arbor, Mich.

Third Place
"At the next canyon, I'll show you why."

David Hagemeier
, Arden Hills, Minn.








Joel's:
"Yeah, the base price seems cheaper, but you end up spending a lot more on shoes."

"I know the Mustang is supposed to be reliable, but I just really like the look of the New Beetle."

"When you can steal the grasshopper from my hands, partner, then you will have learned."


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