"When it's an elephant, we'll talk."
Submitted by Arun Nalkara, Orland Park, Ill.
Second Place
"He was a terrible pet—why did we think he'd make a great coffee table?"
Submitted by Rob Mariani , Bristol, R.I.
Third Place
"When's the last time you charged a man who looked at me?"
Joel's
"I called that clinic about getting hipposuction."
"Fred, we need to talk about the 'elephant in the middle of the room': we have a hippopotamus in the middle of the room."
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