First Place
"Any stiffness?"
Second Place
"Sorry about the wait."
Third Place
"Any family history with death?"
Joel's:
"I don't think the antibiotics are working."
"I'm still optimistic."
"Well, the good news is, we got your blood pressure down."
"I'll have a listen with my stethoscope. This might feel cold. On second thought, it probably won't."
"Nurse, I'm starting to think his wife did not say 'coughing' on the phone."
"It appears Blue Cross will not cover any further treatment."
"I'm going to run a few more tests. I don't want to jump to any conclusions."
Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
Sunday, September 16, 2012
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