First Place
"I don't like the way Adam looks at you."
Second Place
"Please stop asking, honey. If anything, you look too thin."
Third Place
"Now you'll probably want a chair."
Joel's:
"Does this skin make my ass look big?" is a little obvious?
"Well, Sally, what ARE you gonna do with all that ass?"
"You should see how big it gets when I miss a few spinning classes."
"Carbs, man."
"It's definitely impaired my slithering, but you should see me freak dance."
"That's still no excuse for grabbing it."
"You wouldn't believe how hard it is to grow a skin that fits."
"I told you, shaking it is not really optional."
Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
Sunday, September 16, 2012
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