"I don't care what planet they are from, they can pass on the left like everyone else."
Second Place
"When they said, 'Take us to your leader,' I don't think they meant your mother's house."
Third Place
"Which finger do I use for aliens?"
Joel's:
"I'll do the sobriety tests, but if this guy wants me to lie down on a table, I'm asking for my lawyer."
"If they want to see my papers, I'm screwed. I'm an illegal alien."
"I told you not to talk on your cell phone while you drive, but did you listen?"
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