"Yes, I asked very politely. But he still says the rest room in there is for employees only."
Second Place
“I feel we should rethink our immigration policy.”
Third Place
“Ask again if anyone turned in a phone.”
Joel's:
"I'm sorry Brett, but the homeowners association rules are quite clear that in case of starvation, I get to eat you."
"It is true that we're not a very diverse community."
"What bothers me is not having to drive everywhere; it's not having anything to drive."
"Well, it's not a planned community in the traditional sense."
"In fact, you're the only person he's ever let in."
"Admittedly, it does lack many of the amenities found in other gated communities."
"Unfortunately, the community rules specify that for aesthetic reasons, we're not allowed to build any dwellings."
"I don't go swimming anymore. Somehow, the sharks seem to sense when the gate is on the fritz."
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