"Help me get under the seat for takeoff."
Second Place
"Stop complaining. I can be used as a flotation device."
Third Place
"And the worst part is this isn't my luggage."
Joel's:
"Well, next time you book, ask about frequent flier meals."
"Didn't your email confirmation mention that there was lunch on the flight?"
"There's a box lunch on this flight every day."
"Let me know if your stuff won't fit in the overhead; I still have some room."
"If only I'd known there was meal service on this flight."
"I'm never sure whether to open up with strangers, especially on a crowded flight."
"I'm not a big fan of tray tables."
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