Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Contest #339 of 345, June 25, 2012

First Place
"I have to warn you, I don't exactly have a bladder of steel."

Second Place
"I'm always amazed these things actually fly."

Third Place
"I feel like we've gotten a little soft, Lex."













Joel's:
"This time, it's a plane."

"You could say I'm a frequent flyer."

"For pleasure.  Though usually when I'm flying, it's for work."

"I don't usually fly Southwest either, but the fares were unbelievable."


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