Contest #324 of 345, March 5, 2012

First Place
“Let's just say I thought I had one wish left.”
 Kathy Mathews, 
Frankfort, Ill.

Second Place
“Oddly enough, it's the Capri pants that I hear about the most."
 Andrew Tripp
, Raleigh, N.C.

Third Place
“The goatee looked dumb on its own.” Erik Doughty, 
Colts Neck, N.J.















Joel's:

"Wanna go get a sprite?"

"I didn't like all that talk about debunking myths."

"I was born to be a corporate raider.  I just want to make off with the lute."

"Jack says the new secretary on 15 is a real nymph."

"Merit is a myth.  To get ahead, you have to faun all over the boss."