FIRST PLACE
"Your last job
sounds terrible."
Submitted by Nick Kanellis
Brooklyn, N.Y.
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SECOND PLACE
"Dress for the
job you have."
Submitted by Rita K. Lomio
Washington, D.C.
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THIRD PLACE
"Next time, we
can meet at your office."
Submitted by Matt Marron
Greenville, S.C.
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Joel's:
“Where’d you get the suit?”
“Maybe, but I think my outfit is a more breathable material.”
“After we overcame the embarrassment of realizing we’d picked out the same outfit, we realized it just didn’t matter.”
“I used to work at that law firm too, but it was such a sweatshop.”
“Gosh, I don’t know where the nearest dry cleaner is. Try Google Maps.”
“You do realize the tie doesn’t go with the shirt.”
“I had ‘team player’ on my resume too.”
“We’re still not feeling the economic recovery.”
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